When Single Ladies Go to Bridal Expos They…ummm…
1. Pretend one of them is the bride and the other is a bridesmaid.
Two single friends at
2. They make up some elaborate story about the “Bride’s” “engagement ring:”
“Oh yea, his grandmother was in sorority, so this is the ring his grandfather bought her when they got married. He was in a fraternity. We’re changing it for the wedding though, we’re adding a stone to the center and the wedding band is going to be white gold, with antique Celtic knots on it.”
Sasha's sorority ring 
3. Taste everything…
Cake!
4. Drink almost everything….
Darlene & the REAL Irish Coffee w/ Mint Flavoured Sugar
The Drink Luge made out of Ice
5. Have fun with their food.
6. Rub Oscar…and mull over why he’s even there.
7. Take pictures of the center pieces, so that they know how to copy them for parties and birthdays!
8. Take whacky pictures with the hired folks…
9. Take whacky pictures with each other…
10. Walk down the aisle.
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