By: Jenn Ortiz

F-me! I missed crying models last week. But, I did see Johnny’s lying ass get canned… and Tim Gunn exasperated over Johnny’s spewing. Moving on. Damn the fangs are coming out here. Oh, and can someone please tell me where the freakin’ hell is Michael Kors?!

Athea – Apparently her outfit was so NOT memorable that I have no idea what she made. Which means she is safe.

Shirin – Saloon dress that wasn’t out of this world, but wasn’t bad. Safe.

Nick – Please eliminate his annoying ass. Ughhhh! “I’m a little worried about Ra’mon.” Really? Are you? Well for once, I have to admit that his outfit kicks ass. Maybe it’s because he likes drama. Winner.

Louise – Honey, what part of the challenge did you not get? 20’s and 40’s mixed? NO! And, what’s the deal with this story she’s spinning. They said it was boring and looked cheap.

Gordana – Haven’t gotten a good look at hers. I think it’s nice. It matches the era, but none of Gordana’s personality. Something the judges noted. They lik eher sewing. Safe.

Chris – Gorgeous. He personalized it. It’s dramatic and well made. They loved it, but not as much as Nick’s.

Epperson – Is this his moment? Tim is “seduced” by it. So well made, and it is so NOW. I love that.

Logan – Leathaaa. That’s really all there is to say.

Ra’mon – WTF is that?! It’s Old Gregg! It is Old Gregg, isn’t it. “Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?” The judges called it home made. He’s out. I don’t think he should have been.

Carol – Safe.

Irina – Meee-owww. Hiss! That was a bitch moment. Hate that outfit, but there’s nothing too awful to eliminate.

Now on to my ramblings on the models:

• Uh-oh! One of the dream team’s designers was eliminated.
• And then Heidi drops the bomb… Everyone changes models this time.
• Seriously Comcast? What the hell. My internet and cable have gone down at least 5 times in the past two weeks around midnight… WTF!
• All I know is that it comes down to Louise with two of the nicest girls. Damn!

Tune in next week because the designers will be working in groups again! You know what that means…

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Jenn Ortiz is a graduate of the University of Florida with degrees in History and Latin American Studies with hopes to pursue a PhD in Child Development. She believes there is beauty in everything around us; from the inside out, outside in. She currently runs {Bits of Beauty} a place you just feel good about and guest blogs for Design Tavern and Wishpot.{i