I know, she’s everyone favourite “rag” doll; no comment left unspoken, no wine left untasted, she dreamed a dream…or something like it.
While, trying to seem as level-headed as possible about this, Sarah Palin makes me wonder about the future of the human race.
Laugh, go on, I know you want to know where I’m going with this…
Sure, I had my doubts when she was running for vice-president of the United States in 2008. I mean she does want to take polar bears off of the endangered species list because she doesn’t believe they are in any danger and that the polar ice caps aren’t melting. But eh, that was child’s play.
Sure, she believes in the aerial slaughter of bears and wolves in the wild, and wants to drill Alaska into the ground for oil. But hey, the world is going end one day, right?
Sure, when her candidacy was announced she didn’t know exactly what the vice-president did, nor did she know John McCain’s stance on Iraq. Not to mention at the time, her son was en route there in a few months. But hey, everyone is entitled to their own set of sets.
Sure, she had no real experience, and came from a town with fewer residents than my high school — in a state with more deer than people. Oh well, who is to judge experience by population, right?
And sure, she saw Russia from her house, and that makes her a foreign affairs/relations expert. Yea, the same way, I can see the moon from my window and it makes me an astronomer.
But at the end of the day, how stupid can one person really be? No, I mean it. In all seriousness, I am flabbergasted:-
Vanity Fair, heaven bless them, got a copy of her resignation speech and their executive literary editor, head of research and head of copy departments had a look at it…well…Sarah Palin can’t spell, has no sense of grammar, does not know American History and apparently has no idea what the hell she voted for.
Sarah, Sarah, full of no grace and pitbull-lipstick….looks like a Christmas tree coloured by a four-year old.
- She is under the impression that William H. Seward was a member of Abraham Lincoln’s cabinet. Actually, he was a member of Andrew Johnson’s — the 16th vice-president, 17th president and first president to get impeached.
- She constantly mixes up “can” and “could.”
- Apparently, she created the “Petroleum Integrity Office” NOT the “Petroleum SYSTEMS Integrity Office.”
- Apparently, Point Thomson in Alaska is Point Thompson.
- She calls the Alaska Department of Law the “law department” and says “that liberal ninth circuit” instead of “THE liberal ninth circuit.”
- She believes the media accused her of shelling out $2 million dollars to defend herself against the accusations brought against her by numerous parties. Actually, the media is accusing her of using $200,000 of state money for her legal problems and are questioning, EVEN IF the money were available, would it have actually gone to schools and local road development?
Would you like to me go on? Or can I stop now?
Read it for yourself on Vanity Fair; don’t let me sway your opinion.
But seriously, if there are many more people like her out there — people who have no basic comprehension of the world around them, running for political office and getting elected (for the most part,) do yourself a favour — ask yourself, should you be scared?
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Sasha Muradali runs the ‘Little Pink Book’ . She holds a B.S. in Public Relations from the University of Florida (’07) and an M.A. in International Administration from the University of Miami(’08). She loves Twitter and all things social media, so you should find her @SashaHalima.
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