Nothing is better than those outdated, shameless and downright awesome pickup lines from AMC’s award-winning drama, Mad Men.
In lieu of the countdown to Season Four, the wonderfulness that is YouTube has graced the world with a mashup video containing all of them.
From the “You look like you sleep all day and then bathe in milk,” to the “Are you Amish or something,” to the “Should we cast them in bronze and mount them on the credenza,” the reel is a surefire hit for any fan.
Whether or not these lines actually work or get men swatted, then slapped like a fly by the fairer sex is debatable.
Either way, here they are, exceptionally well put together in a mashup of some of the funniest, crudest, shameless and downright hilarious pick-up lines from the Mad Men School of Seduction.
Season Four a premieres on Sunday July 25, 2010 at 10 p.m. on AMC, I can’t wait! wait! wait! *le squeee*
… and while you’re at it, check out the Sesame Street and a Simpsons parody too:
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