{iStyle} Project Runway: Blue Mess Group

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By: Jenn Ortiz

Holy crap, could it be? Michael Kors has returned?! Oh, Lifetime, don’t tease us. This better be for real. In this challenge eliminations are individual and more than one person could be eliminated in this challenge. This made for some really awkward elimination music. I mean really, let the girl off the stage and then cue up the pounding anxiety sound.

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Althea – Again, chosen as a team leader.  She and Logan aimed to make a modern skirt suit. They said they wanted a skirt that isn’t too short or too long. Ya, about that… Yikes, that skirt rode up like a trick pony. Otherwise, the outfits were good. Safe.

Logan – Working with Althea. Wait, he’s straight right? Awww, could they get together and have adorable fashion babies?

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Carol – Team leader. Tim Gunn apparently hates leggings. Cohesive + Separates = Mass Market. Carol knows this, does anyone else?

Shirin – Sometimes I just don’t understand what the hell she’s saying. Whatever, they made ok clothes.

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Louise -Chose  Nicolas as a partner. Believes her designs are strong (*scoff). Ummm… Pressure blows her brain? Do not go into the fashion industry! Did she seriously make cooing bird noises designing? I totally love making animal noises. Trust me, I can do an awesome monkey and sheep. But, during a challenge where everyone is freakin’ out? That might warrant a seam ripper up the ass.

Can I just say that I’d love to have Michael Kors’ twitch/neck wriggle of disgust on a clip so we can play it every time we see something ugly. He didn’t even try to hide his disgust. “Bad, overworked, bridesmaids dresses.” Out.

Nick – For once, I’m not annoyed with him. Geez, these two flutter around like fairies. Oh ya, and did he mention that he HATES ruffles? Nick hates ruffles. Did you get that? Ok, good. So, he’s totally counting on his immunity and Heidi calls that out. She totally looked like she wanted to kill him for it.

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Irina – Chosen as a team leader. Couldn’t pick a parnter so Gordana volunteered to be her partner. Lord, this girl is so PMSy. Not asking for any feedback from Gordana. Made a great dress. Tried to throw Gordana under the bus. No surprise there. Winner.

Gordana – Oh the unhappy couple! Can you believe that somehow they still ended up with the some of the highest scores? Gordana called it; she saved herself with that shirt.

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Chris – Team leader. Chose Epperson as partner. They seem to be meshing well, but their pieces are rather shiny. The sewing is good, but the look isn’t cohesive. They have some of the lowest scores and Christopher ends up in the bottom two crying like Nickolas if he’d just discovered their was a vaccination for drama.

Epperson – You’ve got to love him. He reminds me a bit of Yoda sometimes. Yoda or a character from Sesame Street. He’s so chill and cool.

On to Models of the Runway Ramblings:

  • Professional runway coach for the models. Finally, maybe they will all be able to walk for real!
  • So in case you were wondering what models do on their down time. They throw around chicken.
  • Irina apparently can’t do a half turn. Woman, when aworld famous modeling coach tells you to do something, just do it!
  • Not going to lie, the pumpkin thing is annoying. It’s October, and I don’t even want to see a pumpkin. What else can I carve for halloween?
  • Is it me or does the top half of Vanessa’s face not move? Girl can walk, though!
  • It’s down to Logan and he eliminated Vanessa. Wouldn’t have been my choice.

Jenn Ortiz is a graduate of the University of Florida with degrees in History and Latin American Studies with hopes to pursue a PhD in Child Development. She believes there is beauty in everything around us; from the inside out, outside in. She currently runs {Bits of Beauty} a place you just feel good about and guest blogs for Design Tavern and Wishpot.